Saturday, January 29, 2011

I don't know what you heard about me....

.....That I'm a motherf***ing P.I.M.P.

Guess what this blog is about?

It is about the things I am completely obsessed with right now, and I am now going to pimp 'em out to you all. Get excited, because this is some good stuff.


5- The website: When Parents Text.

It is website devoted to exactly that, and it is hilarious. Here is a glimpse of what I am talking about....


Susan Boyle at Rockefeller 

Center

MOM:What's the story??????
ME:Going out to dinner
MOM:Not to Susan Doyle?
ME:Boyle?
MOM:Doyle
MOM:The phone has a mind of it's own! Won't type B
MOM:It doesn't like Susan
MOM:It prefers Doyle
MOM:You try
ME:Boyle
Isn't it great? I have spent way too much of my time reading these, and I hope to now waste your time too! 


4- Wanta Fanta. Dontcha wanta Fanta? 

Who loves orange soda? 
A-a-a-a-a-alexis loves orange soda. 
Is it true? 
Mmmm-hmmm I do I do I do-oooooo!

If that bottle looks weird it is because it is the European bottle, but that is where my addiction started, and I can't wait to be back there in 6 weeks to drink another one. They taste better there! They are still delicious here, and I am currently drinking a grape Fanta. It has been my drink of choice since May 2010, and will continue to be my drink of choice for a long long time. 


3- The documentary, Paperclips. 

Go watch it! Right now! It is unbelievable. You will cry. 


2- PORN! But not that kind of porn... the kind for sickos like me that love books more than anything in the world. AKA this website known as bookshelfporn.







1-  The Utah State Aggies' Mens Basketball Team 




They are currently on a 14 game winning streak. With a 19-2 record.  Ranked #25 in the Nation, and one of the players, Brian Green went off last night 8-9 fg 5-5 3pt, and 4-4 ft for 25 points.  That is being a shooter! Did I mention he came off the bench to do this?  Utah State basketball is wonderful because of the Spectrum, but this year the team is legit. They are finally getting into the groove, and I am glad to be enjoying the ride. Go Aggies!

2 comments:

Travis and Crystal said...

THAT was the porn you have been talking about since we had English in Highschool together?! Phewf! I thought you were a creep ALL these years! :)

Megan Allen said...

I watched Paper Clips the other day! LOVED it!!