Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Rights!

If you wear state and conference rivals' clothing on our campus, then we have a right...

  1. To give you the thumbs down, the bird, or any hand gesture that shows our hatred for you. 
  2. To kick you, punch you, spit on you, or any other physical gesture that shows our hatred for you.
  3.  To yell at you, "boo" you, call you names, or any other verbal gesture that shows our hatred for you. 
  4.  To Ostracize you from activities by not calling you, inviting you, allowing you, or any other form that shows our hatred for you. (ie Signs that say "No BYU Fans" are acceptable and encouraged at all locations in Logan) 

*We do not have to explain any of our actions to you.  We can avoid your "Why?" question, answer with "You know why!", or give you an explanation if we so choose to. 
* These are not the rights we are limited to, but a few that are encouraged. 
* This is in no way denying "free speech" but encouraging school pride. 
 

4 comments:

Dirty South said...

I agree! And i also think you are a very angry person , and that is why i love you! Also i love to start debates between you and michelle....
LOVE your favorite person

dhilk3785 said...

I agree 100%. I wish that the people who are BYU fans over Utah State should transfer down to BYU and if you can't get in to BYU, go to UVU because at least you'll be in "Happy Valley".

Alex and Sam said...

hahah i love this!!!

Meg & Chase said...

whoever is the author of Dirty south.... I WANT TO BE INVITED TO READ IT!!!!!
-Megan